Texting the Commandments
6/08/2009 12:03:00 PM | Author: Adam Hunter

What if God had text messaged the 10 Commandments? It might look like this:

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg’s
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?


(thanks Jonathan Pearson and ChurchCrunch.com)
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2 comments:

On June 8, 2009 at 1:58 PM , Jonathan Pearson said...

Glad you liked the texting thing! I thought it was really cool when I read it. Didn't know you had a blog until I saw it linked on your twitter. I'll have to check back often!

 
On June 15, 2009 at 9:34 PM , Emily Makar said...

hahaha that is so odd-looking, poor 10 commandments, not a good makeover

 
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